I have a handsome pigeon couple that come to visit me in my office. I was going to call them Lewis and Clark since they were clearly bold explorers, but I kept accidentally calling them “Lois and Clarke”, pop culture being the more dominant reference. No, I don’t know why Clarke has an “e”, but he does.
And whilst googling “how to tame a pigeon” I found this slightly sad message.
Did you know that pigeons can wear pants? Although they look like rather dapper braces, they attach a flap to the uh, undercarriage which “you line with half a panty-liner and then remove and replace“.